Summer fading, winter comes--
Frosty mornings, tingling thumbs,
Window robins, winter rooks,
And the picture story-books.
Water now is turned to stone
Nurse and I can walk upon;
Still we find the flowing brooks
In the picture story-books.
All the pretty things put by,
Wait upon the children's eye,
Sheep and shepherds, trees and crooks,
In the picture story-books.
We may see how all things are
Seas and cities, near and far,
And the flying fairies' looks,
In the picture story-books.
How am I to sing your praise,
Happy chimney-corner days,
Sitting safe in nursery nooks,
Reading picture story-books?
Narmel "Molly" E. Luckens
(Died January 19, 2008)
LUCKENS, Narmel “Molly” age 81 of Newport, WA passed away in Deer Park, WA on January 19, 2008 following a short illness. She was born and raised in Spokane, WA working at Geiger and Fairchild for the U.S. Air Force as an office clerk before moving to the Newport area. Molly married Thomas Luckens on April 19, 1952. She and her husband, Tom Luckens moved to Newport in the area in the early 1980’s, and built a home up river. Molly moved to the city of Newport in 1984 following the death of her husband. Molly was very active in the community as a member of the United Church of Christ, (Zillah Chapter No. 111) Eastern Star, Davis Lake Grange and avid supporter for animal rescue. She was an accomplished organist; she was the grand organist for Eastern Star (in 1994), pianist for area churches as well as an accompanist for several chapters of Eastern Star and Granges. Besides her parents she was preceded in death by her husband Tom. Memorial Services will be held at 2 p.m. on Friday, January 25, 2008 at Sherman-Knapp Funeral Home in Newport, WA. In lieu of flowers memorial donations in Molly’s name may be made to Shriner’s Children’s in Spokane, WA or Priest River Animal Rescue. Sherman-Knapp Funeral Home and Crematory in Newport, WA is in charge of arrangements. Family and friends are welcome to sign the online guestbook at
** Sherman-Knapp Funeral Home and Crematory
MESSAGES FROM MY MAILBOX ...
Well, it's me again.
Tonight, January 17, I was pleased to present Gail Nickerson, Lakeside Chapter #202, with a commission as Grand Representative of Delaware in Washington. She is currently the Conductress at Lakeside.
Gail's address is:
6479 - 137th Ave.. NE #374
Redmond, Washington 98052
** Kay Johnson, Grand Chaplain
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News! I had
the pleasure of traveling to the Official Visit in Ellensburg at Grace
Chapter and Alpha Chapter for a very, very nice evening (1/21).
Another
wonderful pleasure was the privilege of announcing the New Grand
Representative of Wyoming in Washington, Frances Sienia,
Worthy Matron of Grace
Chapter. According to the Blue Book, her address is: Francis Sienia, 8775
Manastash Rd, Ellensburg, WA 98926.
There were four current Grand Representatives present and several more
former Grand Representatives present to congratulate Sister Fran.
See you as we travel-Star Love,
** Linda Runyan, AGC
Hi, Connie---On January 15 I had the pleasure of presenting the commission of New Mexico to Gloria Spears, Fern Chapter, Tacoma. It was Pajama night and it was quite festive, especially with Gloria being the Worthy Matron.
** Barbara Danforth, Grand Electa
Cards:
10448 Ainsworth Ave S
Tacoma, WA 98444
Hi Connie,
I had the privilege of appointing Karen Speicher as the new Grand Representative of Kansas at Ivanhoe Chapter (1/17). There was a nice crowd and Karen was certainly surprised.
Hugs,
** Elaine Weigel, Grand Adah
Cards:
2721 W Rowan
Spokane, WA 99205
(Karen is also the WM of her Chapter.)
Guiding Star Chapter news ...
Connie, if you do another "Stars" before the end of the month, please add the following: Guiding Star Top Eight Honor Night 29 Jan - Theme "USO Tour". We will have a spaghetti and chicken dinner at 6 pm - proceeds to go in support of Operation Home front. This is a "special meeting" so come join in on the fun.
** Alice Hammontree, PM
What a nice surprise I had today. My great niece, Tina Demory of Astral Chapter, sent me a note & said she'd be going in as WM in a few months. I haven't seen or heard from her for years. She said she found my name in one of your issues & decided to write.
Thanks for all your good works.
Star Love.
** Ora Carlin
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Port Orchard Chapter invite ...
Port Orchard Chapter #44
Take your Sweetheart or friend to a
Valentine's Luncheon
February 12, 2008, 1:00 PM
Port Orchard Chapter
1025 Sydney Ave, Port Orchard
Price: $10.00
Prizes, Entertainment and fun for all.
Contact Betty Poynor, 360-598-2518 or Rose Gross 360-876-2794 for tickets before February 6th.
** Rose Gross
Connie,
We have a couple date/venue changes for the month of Feb. in Bellingham. For our Feb 19th meeting the chapter will be going as a group to Cyrene for their Friendship Night. So anyone planning to come to Bellingham will find an empty hall. However , on Feb 23rd, we will be having a makeup meeting during the daytime. With the meeting starting at 10:30 am to be followed by a brunch. We hope to get some of members out who don’t go out at night. As always visitors are welcome.
** Kathy Thisted, Worthy Matron, 2007-08, Maple Leaf #58 OES
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GGC website news ...
I am pleased to announce that the GGC web pages have been redesigned and
updated. Please take a look at them. The hope is that it is more user
friendly.
The MWGM & MWGP have included messages to the members. The MWGM's
calendar is also posted on the web page. The itinerary for her Italy trip
will be coming soon.
There is also a special announcement for the 100th anniversary
celebration for the International Headquarters. On the Links page are web
pages for subordinate chapters. One is a Chapter in Mexico which has several
photos of the MWGM's visit to their chapter.
Star Hugs,
** David L. White, GGC Special Appointment, Web Master, Middletown
Chapter #319, Middletown, KY GGC
PS ... If
you are looking for the dates for 2008 Grand Chapter Sessions you will find
them on the GGC web page.
You will also find the calendar for the MWGM, so that you will know when
she will be in your area. The MWGM's Italy trip will be posted soon.
Sis. Donna McIlwee, PGM of Virginia, has provided the information for
the 2009 100th Anniversary Celebration for the International Headquarters.
Please take a look and plan to attend.
Star Hugs,
** David White
Looks great! Thank you for all you do, Brother!
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Colorado's PGM Sylvia Webster in nursing home ...
I know you will want to know that more problems have arisen for Sister Sylvia early this month. She had her daughter, Vickie, home with her for Christmas and she was still there. Sylvia went outside and took the Christmas lights off the railing on her little porch that her son Rick made for her, and slipped on some ice and fell. Luckily, Vickie was able to get her up and into the house. She was bruised badly and in pain, but didn't go to the Dr. right away. Finally, between Fri. & Sun., she called the ambulance and tests revealed no broken bones, but she was in the hospital until Wednesday, Jan. 10. She was to have home therapy for 3 weeks. She had the physical therapist there last Wed., Jan. 16, and an aide to help with her shower. She sat down and couldn't get up because of her hip and leg. The ambulance was called and she went to the ER, then directly to the nursing home. We do not have a prognosis. The Dr. has not been to see her. We think this is a direct result of her fall, which was worse than anyone realized at the time.
She is in
Kenton Manor Nursing Home, 850 27th Ave., Room 60, Greeley, CO 80634, phone
1-970-353-1018. She does have her cell phone with her, 1-970-396-5316. I'm
sure she will appreciate cards, calls, and prayers.
Star love,
** Bill Young, PGP, Dawn Chapter #125
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Past King County Friendship Dinner ...
Connie –
Can you put the following information into stars? I’m attaching the invitations if you want to summarize the information differently
Blast from the Past King County Friendship Dinner
HONORING WGM Marjoe Richards And WGP Phil Green
Sunday, Feb 10th, 5:30 pm, Alki Masonic Center, West Seattle
Dress – 50’s dress
Dinner - Pork Loin Roast, scalloped potatoes, vegetable, salad, and dessert
Price - $12.50 per person
Games, prizes, and raffles.
Reservations must be pre-paid (check to King County Line Officers) and should be returned no later than Feb 7th to:
Leslie Donat
32118 Union Dr
Black Diamond, WA 98010
ph 253-632-1180
e-mail - ldonat@comcast.net
RESERVATION FORM:
NAME:_________________________________________________________________________ How many? _________________________
Telephone: ______________________________________
Email: _________________________________________ TOTAL ________________________________ X $12.50
Thanks,
** Leslie Donat, WM Laurel Chapter #47
Occidental Chapter No. 28, OES invites you to an Honor Night for Betty Blackburn, Grand Representative of Indiana in Washington, on Wednesday, February 6 at 7:30 PM in the Ballard Masonic Center, Seattle.
Betty is a 63 yr. member of Eastern Star and served as Worthy Matron of Queen Anne Chapter in 1998-99 and 1999-2000. A cordial invitation is extended to all current and former Grand Representatives, Worthy Matrons and Patrons of 1998-99 and 1999-2000, and all Eastern Star Members.
Past Matron Edith Grambo is Chairman for this Honor Night.
‘Masonic Blue Slipper’ …
A few weeks
ago a member was asking about the origination off the "Masonic Blue
Slipper".
I have come upon an article about this subject. The article first
appeared in the July, 1986 issue of the "New Age Journal, now called the
"Scottish Rite Journal".
The quick explanation is: Boaz was kin to Naomi, but their was a kinsman
nearer to Elimelech who refused to care for Ruth and Naomi. The manner in
former time: a man plucked off his shoe and gave it to his neighbor "So the
kinsman drew off his shoe and gave it to Boaz.
Boaz held it up for all to see. He asked them be witnesses that he became
Naomi's protector, Ruth's husband and redeemer of Elimelech's property. Thus
today we have the little blue slipper as an emblem of the protective
influence of Masons for their wives, widows and daughters.
** Johna Gilland WM, Cardinal Chapter #140, Sharonville, OH GGC
Sister Johna has sent me the article so it will be coming forthwith in a future STARS. Stay tuned!!!
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Table Chapters are lots of fun! Usually they have a theme...e.g. Costume party. It is similar to lodges, as they have a 7 course dinner..... before each course, there is a toast. Some times, games are played between toasts. Anyone can attend them as there is no real ritual. Sometimes awards are given out e.g. the oldest member, or a prize if you are having game(s).
** Dianna Gillard, Cyber-Chat
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Sadness in Mississippi ...
Leota Bobitt, Worthy Grand Matron's mother, Helen Perry, passed away
yesterday morning. Those of us in Mississippi who had the honor of meeting
her will miss her.
Helen Perry's address is
408 W. Silver Meadow,
Midwest City, OK 78110
I do not know which chapter she belonged to, sorry.
Leota Bobitt, W.G.M.'s address is
2402 Magnolia Circle
Columbus, MS 39705
Please keep the family in your Prayers.
** Jean Roser, P.M., Grand Representative of South Carolina in
Mississippi, Leavell Woods Chapter No. 375, Jackson, Mississippi, Baldwin
Chapter No. 171, Baldwin, Florida GGC
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Interesting weather phenomena ...
(From Kay Johnson, Grand Chaplain ...) You put interesting stuff in Stars and I thought maybe this would be of some interest. I lived in Spearfish, South Dakota all my life (well, until I came to Washington, that is!) I was just a kid when this happened but I remember my Mother talking about the sheets on the clothesline being frozen one minute and dripping the next (hmmm, does that date me? No electric clothes dryer!) Anyway . . .
Spearfish Weather Phenomenon
Temperature change is still a record … Weather phenomena is one for the books!
By Jan Kaus. Lawrence County Journal, Spearfish
Black Hills residents have long used the phrase, "If you don't like the weather, wait a few minutes and it will change." January 22, 1943, confirmed that thought. That was the day Spearfish went down in the record books for the world's greatest variance in temperature - 49 degrees in just two minutes – when temperatures rose from minus 4 to 45 degrees above zero according to the Guinness Book of World Records.
It happened at about 7:30 a.m., 65 years ago.
While that statistic has been somewhat of a claim to fame for Spearfish, many people don't realize that the fluctuation continued throughout the day - and throughout the Black Hills Region. After the drastic 2-minute climb, temperatures in Spearfish continued to rise. Then just after 9 a.m., temps dropped 60 degrees in the course of 20 minutes, from 55 degrees to 5 below. Less than an hour later, it had gone back up to 55 where it stayed for several hours. By around 4:30 p.m. it was 10 degrees, and the day ended at zero by midnight.
"It was quite crazy," Jerry Junek of Spearfish recounted in a Journal interview before the 60th anniversary of the event. "You were cold one minute and hot the next."
Junek had just returned home on furlough from the Army Air Force. "I got here the day before it happened, and I was only here four days."
He said he remembered seeing the front rolling in and "wondering what the heck was going on."
The late Joe Hargraves, a longtime Spearfish resident, had also shared memories about watching the winds move in that day.
"The stuff came rolling in just like a big barrel - only it was rolling backwards," Hargraves said in a 60th anniversary interview. "It was a big long line as far as you could see in both directions - northwest and southeast. It looked just like fog except it was rolling."
He said the wind was pushing it, coming in underneath the fog. "It would raise up and turn back. It just kept doing that. We'd have that warm air and then all of a sudden it'd back up for 200 to 300 feet and then come back down again."
Hargraves had watched the storm from his family's farm west of Spearfish on Crow Creek where he was out tending to the livestock with his parents.
He said the cows had been in the cold for so long that when it turned warm they decided they wanted some exercise. "They started jumping and hopping, but all they could do was fall down."
It wasn't just Spearfish that was experiencing the bizarre weather conditions that memorable day. Slightly less drastic changes began happening in the surrounding communities as the Chinook winds worked their way through the Hills. Sturgis and Rapid City saw the bouncing temperatures, which were especially dramatic near the Alex Johnson Hotel in Rapid City, according to a monthly weather review put out by the United States Department of Commerce.
At 11 a.m. on the east side of the Hotel, winter was in full swing, while around the corner on the south side, not 50 feet away, it felt like spring. and then winter . and then spring again. Motorists were forced to park when a thick frost formed almost instantly on their windshields as the warm winds passed through.
Walter Tetrault was living on a farm just north of Spearfish in 1943. Recounting the wacky weather in an interview a few years ago, Tetrault said he remembered leaving the farm in the morning when it was about 5 below zero.
"My sisters were leaving that day for Washington and we took them into town to catch the bus. We only drove a couple miles to get there, but things were thawing and it was in the 30s or warmer. It was very strange, but at that time we didn't realize it was the record it turned out to be."
Tetrault said the temperatures kept changing until finally settling at one temperature - "cold."
While the Chinook winds swept across higher elevations, like Lead, communities in the lower elevations remained cold - even communities three miles apart. When Lead hit 52 degrees that day, Deadwood stayed at a frigid 16 degrees below zero.
But none of that made the Guinness Book.
Junek said several people in the area think Frank Thompson of Spearfish was the one who contacted the Guinness Book company.
Hargraves once appeared in a national television interview with Flip Wilson to talk about the freak occurrence. And years later, on the 44th anniversary of the event, Junek was interviewed on a Chicago radio station where he shared the story with the country. Junek even kept a copy of the Bristol Thermometer recording showing the temperatures throughout the day - a chart people watched with animation in the Montana-Dakota Utilities office window throughout the historic day. Junek's copy is signed by several witnesses ranging from a plumbing contractor, to a bank vice-president and a barber.
Junek said it was even notarized so no one could question the legitimacy of it. In the words of the late Hargraves', "There hasn't been a day so radical before or since that January day."
The world record agrees.
We went through Spearfish this past fall on our way to Mt. Rushmore! Thanks, Kay, for an interesting article!
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Central Washington Instruction Club (CWIC)
1/16/2008,Walla Walla Masonic Center
ALL MEMBERS
9:30 am - coffee hour
10:00 am- group meetings
10:30 am- instruction
Your Deputies will make sure you are prepared for Installation of Officers. Here is where you get all the details. Invite your Installing Officers to join you (even the past Grands). Don't forget your Conductresses, old & new. Remember they have a part in the days events. We all need to be reminded of the details and you don't want to be taken by surprise if there is something new.
Our President always has something fun and entertaining. Don't be left out.
11:30 am - luncheon
We are gearing up for the May 16, 2008 All Member Dinner in Sunnyside. Come find out about this new and different event. Contact your Worthy Matron and let her know you will be going. She'll make your luncheon reservations ($5).Walla Walla has lots to offer, so plan some extra time for poking around.
** Becky
Lackamas Chapter #152
Invites you to a
“Step into Spring” Reception
Honoring the station of
Grand Warder
of The Grand Chapter of Washington and
MARCIA HAUKAAS
1:30 p.m., Saturday, February 23, 2008
Vancouver Masonic Center
2500 78th St
Vancouver, WA
A Special invitation is extended to:
Chapter Warders and Past Grand Warders
Magic Moments Grand Family
Current and Former Grand Representatives
Rock-ette Deputies and Rock-er Escorts
Current and Former Deputy Instructors
Worthy Matrons and Patrons of 1985-86 and 2002-2003
All Eastern Star Members and Friends
MESSAGE FROM OUR GRAND SECRETARY
Hi,
The Grand Chapter Office will be closed Wednesday, Thursday Afternoon and all of Friday as the Grand Secretary is preparing for her Honor Night.
Please call, leave a message, e-mail me or call me at home and I'll be happy to help you.
Fraternally,
Sandy
** Sandra K.
Henry, Grand Secretary, Grand Chapter of Washington, Order of the Eastern
Star
615 North ST SE
Tumwater WA 98501-3438
Phone/FAX 360-570-9321
An Olympic Dad
(Excerpted from "Moments Together for Couples" by Dennis and Barbara Rainey.)
Be on the alert, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong. 1
Corinthians 16:13
As much as children need love from a dad, they also need a dad who is a
warrior, involved in the battles they face every day. I was enjoying the
Barcelona Olympics when I observed a father-son scene I will never forget.
Derek Redmond of Great Britain had trained for the Olympic 400-meter run
for years. After the Seoul Olympics, he had five operations on both
Achilles' tendons, but he bounced back. Now he was running well, and
competing in the Olympic semifinals.
Halfway around the track, however, Derek's right hamstring gave way. He
fell to the track, sprawled across the fifth lane. The television cameras
focused on defending Olympic champion Steve Lewis as he won the race and
headed toward the tunnel.
Then, suddenly, Derek got to his feet and began hobbling around the
track. He was determined to finish the race.
Derek's dad, Jim Redmond, sitting high in the stands at Olympic Stadium,
saw his son collapse. The 49-year-old machine shop owner from Northampton,
England, ran down the steps and onto the track. All he knew was his son
needed help.
The crowd realized that Derek Redmond was running the race of his life.
Around the stands, and around the world, fans stood and honored him with
cheers. At the final turn, Jim Redmond caught up to his son and put his arm
around him. When Derek saw who it was, he leaned on his dad's right shoulder
and sobbed. An usher attempted to intercede and escort Jim Redmond off the
track, but his efforts were futile.
They crossed the finish line, father and son, arm in arm.
** Heart Touchers
MASONIC
APRONS & COLLARS WORN AROUND THE WORLD ...
** Sent to Cinosam by Brother D. J Seals
PS... Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.-- Bro. Rev. Norman Vincent Peale
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
You
Think English is Easy? Ready for a challenge? . . . I know you are up to
it! This gives us a clue, to WHY the ENGLISH LANGUAGE is the most difficult!
Can you read these right the first time?
1) The bandage was
wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier
decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to
present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting, I shed a tear.
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Let's face it
- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in
hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't
invented in England nor French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies
while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for
granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work
slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor
is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the
plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One
index, 2 indexes?
If teachers
taught, why didn't preachers praught? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can
make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get
rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an
asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play
and play at a recital, ship by truck and send cargo by ship, have noses that
run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and
a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a
language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you
fill-in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going
on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That
is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are
out, they are invisible.
PS. - Why
doesn't Buick rhyme with quick? Lovers of the English language might enjoy
this.
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other
two-letter word, and that is UP. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward
the sky or toward the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning,
why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak
UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the
secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends. We use something to
brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers, and clean
UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At
other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP
trouble, line UP for tickets; work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To
be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is
confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a
store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be
pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP,
look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP
almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you
are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.
It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind
UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding
UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets
the earth and often messes things UP. When it doesn't rain for awhile,
things dry UP. We could go on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP,
so: Time to shut UP! Oh... one more thing: What is the first thing you do
in the morning & the last thing you do at night? U-P!
** Shared by Bonnie Rail, WM
LOWRY'S HINTS
HINT #6: If you don't use coasters on your end tables and have those annoying water rings on the wood try this handy hint. Spread baking soda over the stain and buff it with a damp cloth going with the grain of the wood. Wipe up with baking soda residue with a fresh clean cloth and apply a lemon oil furniture treatment...no more water rings.
HINT #7: If you find that your freezer is not full all the time, try to fill plastic milk containers or 2 liter bottles with water. (Don't forget to leave room for expansion when they freeze) This will create a thermal mass that will help maintain your freezer temperature, which in the long run will lower your electric bill and prolong the life of your freezer.
Ham and
Parmesan Rolls
Freshly grated parmesan cheese and diced ham give these easy dinner rolls
a delicious kick for a variety of occasions.
12 RHODES brand Dinner Rolls, thawed but still cold
2/3 cup diced ham
2/3 cup, grated fresh Parmesan cheese
1/2 teaspoon salt
1-2 tablespoons butter
Place the ham, cheese and salt in a medium sized mixing bowl and
stir thoroughly to combine. With a pair of scissors, cut one roll into small
pieces and drop into the ham mixture. Stir to coat all pieces in the
mixture. Repeat with remaining rolls, stirring thoroughly after each roll.
Once all rolls are cut, knead the mixture with your hands to thoroughly
combine the dough with the ham mixture. Divide the mixture into 8 large or
12 smaller pieces and form each piece into a ball. Place on a sprayed baking
sheet and cover with sprayed plastic wrap. Let rise until double in size.
Remove wrap and bake at 350°F 15-20 minutes or until golden brown. Brush
with melted butter while still warm.
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Casserole
Photo by Mark Boughton; styling by Teresa Blackburn. For a heartier
version, add cooked shredded chicken to the mixture before baking.
2 packages Chicken Mushroom Ramen Noodles, with 1 seasoning packet
1 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese
½ cup diced green chilies
¼ cup sliced black olives
1 cup light sour cream
1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
½ cup crushed corn chips
Instructions Preheat oven to 400F. Grease an 8-inch square baking dish.
Cook noodles in water according to package directions; rinse with cold
water and drain. Combine noodles with seasoning packets, Monterey Jack
cheese, chilies and olives. Stir in sour cream. Spoon noodle mixture into a
baking dish. Sprinkle with Cheddar and top with corn chips. Bake 20 minutes
or until brown and bubbly. Serves 4.
Nutritional Information: Per serving: 570 calories, 34g fat, 24g prot., 44g carbs., 3g fiber, 1140mg sodium.
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Apricot Delight
Light & Tasty
"My mother sent me the original recipe for this delightful dessert 45 years
ago, and I lightened it up," writes Alice Case of Carrollton, Texas. With
bits of angel food cake and a cream cheese-like texture, this refreshing
treat tastes so rich that no one will guess it's light.
2 cans (5-1/2 ounces each) apricot nectar, divided
1 package (.3 ounces) sugar-free orange gelatin
1 package (1 ounce) sugar-free instant vanilla pudding mix
2/3 cup nonfat dry milk powder
1 carton (8 ounces) frozen reduced-fat whipped topping, thawed
1 loaf (5 ounces) angel food cake, cubed
1 can (15 ounces) reduced-sugar apricot halves, drained and sliced
Directions: In a
microwave-safe bowl, microwave 1 cup apricot nectar on high for 50-60
seconds or until hot. Sprinkle gelatin over hot nectar; stir until gelatin
is completely dissolved, about 5 minutes. Set aside to cool. In a large
bowl, combine remaining apricot nectar and enough water to measure 1-1/4
cups; whisk in pudding mix and milk powder for 1-2 minutes. Let stand for 2
minutes or until soft-set. Whisk in cooled gelatin; fold in whipped topping
and cake. Pour into an 11-in. x 7-in. x 2-in. dish. Refrigerate for 2-4
hours. Garnish with apricot slices. Yield: 8 servings.
Nutrition Facts: One serving: Calories: 178 Fat: 3 g Saturated Fat: 3 g
Cholesterol: 1 mg Sodium: 303 mg Carbohydrate: 31 g Fiber: 1 g Protein: 4 g
Diabetic Exchange: 1 starch, 1 fruit, 1/2 fat.
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Beef & Broccoli
Stir-Fry
from Campbell's Kitchen
1 pkg. Pepperidge Farm (R) Puff Pastry Shells
1 lb. boneless beef sirloin steak OR beef top round steak, 3/4" thick
2 tbsp. cornstarch
1 3/4 cups Swanson (R) Beef Broth
1 tbsp. soy sauce
2 tbsp. vegetable oil
4 cups broccoli flowerets
2 green onions, sliced
Directions: BAKE pastry shells according to pkg. directions. Slice beef
into very thin strips. Mix cornstarch, broth and soy. HEAT 1 tbsp. oil in
skillet. Add beef and stir-fry until browned. Remove beef. ADD remaining
oil. Add broccoli and onions and stir-fry until tender-crisp. ADD
cornstarch mixture. Cook and stir until mixture boils and thickens. Return
beef to skillet and heat through. Serve in pastry shells. TIP: Swanson
Kitchen Tip: This recipe is also great using Swanson (R) Lower Sodium or
Certified Organic Beef Broth in place of the regular beef broth. To make
slicing easier, freeze beef 1 hr. Serves 6.
Needing some clothes cleaned in a hurry, a man searched the small Georgia town in which he was visiting until he found a sign which read: "Cleaning and Pressing, 24-Hour Service."
After explaining his needs, he said, "I'll be back for my suit tomorrow."
"Won't be ready til Saturday," replied the proprietor.
"But I thought you had 24-hour service," the customer protested.
"We do, son," the proprietor said reproachfully. "But we only work
eight hours a day. Today's Thursday - eight hours today, eight hours
Friday, eight on Saturday. That's 24-hour service."
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On a cruise to Alaska, I saw my very first glacier in the magnificent Inside Passage. Excitedly, I asked the ship's officer what it was called.
"It's some dumb glacier," he replied.
Disappointed by his attitude, I bought a map to figure it out myself. I spotted our location and found the name of the ice mass.
It was called, just as he'd said, "Sumdum Glacier."
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The passenger sat in the backseat, clutching the door handle and wondering if she could expect to survive the trip.
The cabdriver sped through the crowded streets, weaving in and out of traffic. The passenger watched as one pedestrian after another ran to avoid being run down by her lunatic driver.
She looked ahead and saw a truck double-parked on the narrow street, but not only did the taxi driver fail to slow down, he actually accelerated as he approached the truck.
He slipped his cab through the available space with an inch or two to spare on either side. "Driver!" the passenger screamed, "Are you trying to get us both killed?"
"Relax, lady," he said, "just do what I do. Close your eyes."
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A policeman was on patrol when he came upon a line of cars stopped at a light with horns blasting. The light directing that lane of traffic was green. He pulled out of line and stopped alongside of the first car in line to see what the problem was.
The car was driven by an elderly woman. He asked her why she was stopped when the light was green.
She said, "Oh, because I'm on my way to my sister's house which is that way." and she pointed to the right.
The motorcycle cop said, "Well go ahead! The light is green."
The elderly woman responded with, "Yes I know, but the sign under the light says 'RIGHT TURN ON RED.'
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